Kate Upton and her boobs went to the Melbourne Cup

This is a post about Kate Upton at the Melbourne Cup. This is not a post about Kate Upton’s cleavage, her plunging neckline or her boobs—her wonderful, wonderful boobs.

Oh, look at the pretty hats you guys

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And that’s guy tie

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I wonder what kind of purse that is

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Sarah Jessica Parker looks rough

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Those plants in the background are blooming

Is that a microphone or a dildo?

Cool hat bro