Katie Aselton explains vinegar strokes; Mike Tyson simulates masturbation

Katie Aselton teaches Conan the sexual terms, like vinegar strokes, used on The League. Then Mike Tyson goes all Mike Tyson and simulates a beat session on TV. It’s pretty much the perfect segment.

Shame on you if you’re one of the eight people not watching The League. This kind of crude humor run rampant on the show, and it’s glorious. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Tyson speed-bagging himself just earned him a cameo later this season. Taco could use a new friend who’s just as insane as he is, and this might have been the motivation the writers need to create that foil.