Katy Perry busts out the cleavage for Kids’ Choice Awards

If there’s one thing kids love, it’s toys—and boobs. Did I say boobs? Katy Perry busted out the ladies at the Kids’ Choice Awards this weekend on Nickelodeon. She’s a great American isn’t she?

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Perry happily accepted the award for Favorite Female Singer and Favorite Female Boobs. One of those is made up.

What’s not made up is a bunch of kids breaking a barrier and falling when Perry went on stage.

Best part of that whole thing was the reaction from those in the front row.

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But back to Katy Perry’s boobs—some guy onstage tried getting all snuggly with them. Katy wasn’t having it.

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Can’t say I blame the fella. I’ve wanted to get all cuddly with her boobs for years now. Unfortunately, stalking and all…