‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ without the Kardashians should be a real show

Finally a way I can watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians without being forced to jam a fork into my temple immediately afterwards. Who knew all you had to do was remove the Kardashians?

Also who knew that watching Bruce Jenner talking and muttering to himself would be so fascinating? Hopefully they can turn this into a spin-off. Dear God, no, what am I saying? I take it back. I take it back!

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