Not every kid is spoiled prick.
There is a translation involved, so here’s the dialogue thanks to a Redditor.
Kid: oh, wooden board! (smile)
Dad: what does it say?
Kid: it’s nice, it is to put meat on it and cut it with a knife. Now I’m only missing a fork.
Dad: yes but, what does the card say?
Kid:I’ve read it already, “for you to eat barbecue with your knife. We love you a lot mom and dad”. Thanks!
Mom: :you can use any fork (hugh) I love you.
opens next gift
Dad: What does it say?
Kid: for you to not use Poxiran any longer (Poxiran :glue commonly used to glue snikers). Snikers!… I won’t have to use Poxiran…
And he opens the box and inside the box is a tablet which he probably asked for. It was wrapped in a shoebox to trick the kid into thinking he was just getting new shoes (and a cutting board) hence the reason he wouldn’t need shoe glue anymore.
Feels.