Kid sticks Barbie up his butt; sister tattles on him with greatest note ever
Some hero named Charlie took his sister’s Barbie and stuck it up his butt. Unsurprisingly, his sister was pissed. Barbie was a blonde after all, not a brunette. She proceeded to tattle on him, said she would get revenge in this amazing letter.
How does one go about pooping on a hamster? Do you just grab it and wipe your butt or are you squatting over the cage? Seriously, I’m intrigued. Somebody needs to find Richard Gere and get to the bottom of this rodent-butt phenomenon.