Kid tries ghost pepper, learns not to trust his parents

This little guy, Dominic, is a bad ass li’l mofo. The reason? He tried to eat ghost peppers while his parents filmed it, knowing the entire time that it would be a spicy, painful experience. It does not seem like a good time.

The headline might be a little extreme. Dominic fully knew what he was getting into. And now he’s learned that you have to chew things thoroughly to avoid them ravaging your intestines and that you shouldn’t “spill your seed everywhere.” Both are lessons I wish someone had told me when I was 10. (via Videogum)