Lenny Dykstra seems like a nice, wholesome dude who loves feces

By 03.25.13
Lenny Dykstra


As you’re probably well aware, Lenny Dykstra is the scum of the earth. The former MLB outfielder’s exploits were detailed in a book written by a former employee. It paints the financial guru turned con man in a poor light—a light riddled with feces and racism.

But Dykstra — whose idea of fun was to “leave a large amount of feces in the toilet . . . so he could hear the shrieks of the hotel’s grossed-out maids” — heaped abuse on people far beyond the financial.

His treatment of women was abhorrent. During a meeting with the female managing director of a financial firm, he responded to her questions about the company’s preferred partners by telling her how he had “impregnated three women in the same night and made them all get abortions.”

His attitude toward non-whites was no better. Behind their backs, baseball legend Willie Mays, a Player’s Club partner, was referred to as Dykstra’s “field n – – – er”; Derek Jeter and Tiger Woods were “darkies”; and when he instructed Frankie to write an article about the “baboons,” he meant tennis superstars Venus and Serena Williams.

I knew Dykstra was a disturbed individual but the article makes it seem like he’s in genuine need of solitary confinement and a trip to Gitmo for some waterboarding. Disgusting stuff.

Lenny Dykstra is a Massive Turd Stain on Humanity, Racist, and Pretty Disgusting, New Book Claims [The Big Lead]

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