Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods had a threesome with a squirrel

Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods invited a third party into their relationship yesterday—a baby squirrel. Tiger wanted a Perkins waitress but Vonn shot that down. She’s clearly a dud in the bedroom.

We believe this is the same squirrel that befriended Davis Love III earlier in the day. Otherwise, this story’s really weird…as if it wasn’t already.