Molly Schuyler dominates the world’s spiciest burrito

People who suck say competitive eating is dumb. This video of Molly Schuyler dominating the world’s spiciest burrito proves it’s anything but.

Intelligence reigned supreme when Molly took on the Diablo Burrito Challenge at Allan’s Mexican Restaurant in Portland. Everyone knows she can eat. We all saw that as she ate a 72 oz. steak like it was her job (because it is). The real problem could have been how hot the burrito was, but her quick ice bath took care of that. From there it was smooth sailing to a 3:25 finish, almost 5 minutes faster than the previous record.

Molly has her own video from this eat, but I’m not posting it out of spite for it being a vertical video. You should still subscribe to her channel though.