Mommy dirty talk will scar your brain, maybe

By 09.04.13

There’s a decent chance that this video illustrating one woman’s “mommy dirty talk” skills will horrify you. Or make you jizz all over yourself. Very little middle ground.

I don’t know if the quintessential mom outfit she’s got on adds to the vibe here or takes away from it.

Either way, I feel like if I were having my mom talk dirty to me I’d expect her to be a little more supportive. Telling me to “stroke my little bitty dick” followed by endless Disney supervillainess laughter does not sound like the encouragement I’d expect in a Mother of the Year nomination. You catch more flies with sugar, Internet mom.


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