Naked lady getting wrestled off Chicago train is a true American hero

by 4 years ago

Calling herself the “Naked Goddess of the Train,” a woman rode Chicago’s subway system totally in the nude for reasons that, surely, make no sense. But we’ve got video and that’s all that matters.

The unidentified 31-year-old woman was arrested after her nude barrage in which she allegedly slapped and yelled at multiple passengers.

Here’s a video of her being wrestled to the ground, courtesy of the Daily Mail:

There’s a NSFW version on Liveleak if you just need to see more thorough reporting on this important news brief.

Here’s hoping she gets the treatment she deserves. If you’re a peaceful naked lady on the train, sure, I’m all in favor of you continuing to live your life. But a naked lady slapping and yelling? No one wants that, man. Nudity is about love, not anger. So let’s just fix half her issues and call it a day. Case dismissed.

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