New Under Armour technology is turning women into cyborgs in cat suits, apparently

Are you ready for a world in which women are walking around in skin tight catsuits with technology built in that, presumably, may destroy us all? Under Armour is.

Frankly, shirtless running dude seems like he’s getting a raw deal. That girl’s got climate control and looks all futuristic but meanwhile he’s running through the desert like an ass looking like a bad Iron Man prototype. Catsuits for all, I say.