The Ninja Turtles mixed with ebonics = Shut up and take my money
The “Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles” is a YouTube series dedicated to adding ghetto speak voiceovers to the Ninja Turtles movie. And it’s beautiful and poetic and everything the Ninja Turtles should be.
That is EXACTLY how I would expect Splinter to sound (and act) if he were a world weary older black man. It’s like this video tapped into my childhood fever dreams and made them a reality.