Patrick Kane on ‘Late Show,’ ‘Franklin and Bash’ bro it up

Listen, I love Heather Locklear. I love that she invented twerking. I love that she’s 51. I love that she’s a courgar. I don’t however love her on Franklin & Bash. Bad choice by producers. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Royal Pains @ 9pm, USA: There are no less than five major medical emergencies during every episodes. I swear, I checked.

Franklin & Bash @ 9pm, TNT: Boo on Heather Locklear for this show. Just boo.

How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) @ 9:30pm, ABC: This might be the last time we see Sarah Chalke for quite some time. Yet another failed series.

Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS: Patrick Kane will be on and Patrick Kane will probably be drunk.