10 pick up lines that would get any guy’s attention

By 05.18.12
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Pick-up lines don't really work, unless of course your aim is just to break the ice. But the funnier they are, the better chance you have at segueing them into a real conversation.

When we think of pick-up lines, we’re usually imagining some sleazy guy (note: to be fair, every guy is sleazy, some just don’t have the ability to hide it) sidling up to a girl and making a comment that’s creepy and inappropriate.

We already know how many women use passive visual methods on men, but what if they started using their own active verbal techniques? These female-to-male pick-up lines could stop any guy in their tracks.

Guy's reaction
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?

The Result
Uhhh yeah, we’re clear for launch. Your rocket will be blasting off into her black hole after a quick stop at the Milky Way in no time.

Guy's reaction
Whoa, coming on strong. Okay, I’m game to be your boyfriend…for tonight.

The Result
Depends on what the goal is; is she trying to get into your pants or into your heart?

Guy's reaction
Is it possible to be disgusted and turned on at the same time? Yes, why yes it is.

The Result
It seems like this could be a charming story to tell your grandchildren one day. Success rate: alarmingly high.

Guy's reaction
Awwww yeah, all those squats finally paid off.

The Result
Hmmm, I wonder…woman! As long as you’re comfortable with her getting super weird on you, then you’re golden.

Guy's reaction
Wow, she gets straight to the point. Let’s get this jungle party started.

The Result
It could go any which way, due to the fact that she may not actually be able to form full sentences or ideas. Still, she might also just be playing with you. If she begins to beat her chest and tries to tackle you, then I’d suggest running. Or if you’ve been caught in a long dry spell, you know, just go along with it.

Guy's reaction
You’re confused yet elated, giddy…and yet wary. Just don’t try to one up her tonight, because she could be into some freaky ass shit.

The Result
Whoa…she is definitely DTF (and that does not stand for “Down to Flirt”). It’s on.

Guy's reaction
Finally! Someone noticed all that jockstrap stuffing I’ve been doing.

The Result
As long as you don’t ruin it by making some type of $5 footlong joke, you are good to go.

Guy's reaction
Women do not fart, talk about farts or even know what farts are. So, given those facts this must not be a woman.

The Result
You feel so mentally confused and verbally abused that you have no choice but to go home and wash off the shame in the shower. (Crying yourself to sleep afterward: optional.)

Guy's reaction
Thank ya’, God!

The Result
It depends on if you can deliver that package or not. Does she have a tracking number? Wait…what are we talking about, again?

Guy's reaction
This girl. Wants to buy me. A drink?

The Result
You get married, because you found a lady who likes to buck them gender stereotypes. Congratulations to you.

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