All men are not created equal, as we see in this video. As we learned in the eponymous 1992 film starring Wesley Snipes & Woody Harrelson, white men cannot in fact jump. This video is more evidence of that.
True story: my best friend in H.S. was held back in first grade and everyone in his class was told it was because he couldn’t jump. Was he actually held back because he couldn’t jump? We’ll never know, but I can tell you that he was white, and he’s lacking in the jumping skills department.