Shirtless Bret Bielema will haunt your dreams
Hog fans, are you ready for this? Are you ready for shirtless Bret Bielema in Fayetteville? Fellas, are you prepared for shirtless Bielema stealing your women?!
Ask yourself these important questions before you applaud the coaching hire. While you’re at it, ask yourself why you would hire a man who’s comfortable displaying his moobs and outie belly button in public. A belly button, mind you, that’s slowly morphing into a tiny penis (related: see Kelly Ripa).
All that being said, cool pink drink bro!