Somebody check this bus boy for performance enhancing drugs

by 4 years ago

bus boy

Kids, this is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Ok, as somebody who worked at a bar, allow me to guess the drug of choice here.

1) Cocaine: a tried-and-true staple of the restaurant industry
2) Adderall: because ADHD is serious shit
3) 4 Loko/Red Bull cocktail: Throw in some Mountain Dew and voila, an 8-hour shift doesn’t seem that bad
4) PCP: Ok, this might be a reach. Mostly because it’s not the 70s.


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