Sydney Leroux is still really hot, sucks donkey balls at golf

U.S. soccer star Sydney Leroux continued her domination of social media with this amusing vine. One that shows her attempting the Happy Gilmore swing. HINT: It doesn’t go well.

You know, at this point, I think it’s safe to say: Sydney Leroux > Alex Morgan.

Instagram/Sydney Leroux

It was only a matter of time, really. I was on the Morgan train for a long time but then she went out and got engaged. And sorry, I only internet stalk athletes who are single and ready to mingle. So congratulations Syndey, you’re my #1 on social media. Ok, fine #2. I’m having an internet affair with Anastasia Ashley. She just doesn’t know it yet.