The Donald Sterling adult film parody is must-watch hilarity

The people demanded a Donald Sterling porn parody and boy did they get one. Wait, you didn’t demand it? Well, I certainly did. I certainly wanted to do see a gangbang between Shelly Sterling, V Stiviano and some random black dude from the Clippers. Here’s the safe for work trailer.

For you adult film enthusiasts, that’s Raven Bay as V Stiviano and Nina Hartley as Shelly Sterling. Yes, that Nina Hartley—MILF extraordinaire.

Ok, stop it you guys. Stop pretending like you’ve never heard of her. Jeez, making me look the perv and all.

Anyway, HuffPo has more details on the filming of the porno (because you know you want the juicy details).

To play Sterling, Watson cast James Bartholet, an actor who has appeared in mainstream TV shows like General Hospital and the 1980s teen sex comedy “Last American Virgin” as well as various porn parodies.

“There was nothing on the Internet on how he looks or sounds during sex,” Bartholet said. “So I had to figure out how he would orgasm.”

Bartholet also pushed Hartley and Bay to really humiliate him.

“‘Don’t be afraid to abuse me,’ I said. ‘It will help the character,'” Bartholet said.

“There was nothing on the Internet on how Donald Sterling sounds during sex.” THANK YOU JESUS. Thank you for sparing me from that. Though, in fairness, his O-face has been circulating for months now.