The movie ‘Noobz’ looks exactly like one would expect

The upcoming film, Noobz, advertises itself as “the first big, outrageous comedy to capture gamer culture from the inside.” And hey, if saying such things will help the filmmakers have a good night’s sleep, then more power to them.

I swear to God, it’s like looking at a mirror that’s reflecting my soul. One that stars Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame, plus the guy who played Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite.

So does the above look horrible? Yes. But will I still see it? Yes. Why? Because it also stars Zelda Williams, whom I am still hopelessly in love with.

EDIT: You know, I had completely forgotten how I mentioned the movie eons ago, and actually thought it looked halfway decent back then. It’s amazing, the power of editing, isn’t it?