The power of Christ compelled one Florida Man to buy up an entire Disney gift shop

I can’t say for sure whether or not each of this figurines, stickers, and knickknacks were purchased at the same place, but one thing’s for certain: this Florida Man loves Christ.


This photo, which appeared on Reddit, depicts what has come to be known as an ‘Art Car‘. Only in this instance, this Art Car is owned and operated by the notorious #FloridaMan who’s insanity knows no bounds.

In addition to being batsh*t crazy, it turns out that this is also pretty damn illegal. According to Florida Statutes 316.2004:

(b) No person shall drive any motor vehicle with any sign, poster, or other nontransparent material upon the front windshield, side wings, or side or rear windows of such vehicle which materially obstructs, obscures, or impairs the driver’s clear view of the highway or any intersecting highway.
(3) A violation of this section is a noncriminal traffic infraction, punishable as a nonmoving violation as provided in chapter 318.

Crazy AND illegal, but is anyone surprised? To me, the only shocking thing about this car is that I haven’t seen it driving around myself.

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