There’s a Trent Richardson sex tape out there
Trent Richardson hasn’t been very good, both for the Browns and the Colts. In fact, he sorta sucks. Hey, speaking of sucking, there’s a Trent Richardon sex tape out there. How’s that for a segue?
According to TMZ, somebody’s shopping the sex tape to the highest bidder. And not just your garden variety sex tape either, a full-blown Richardson 4-way orgy.
We know … someone is shopping explicit footage showing the former 1st round NFL Draft pick engaged in an orgy with at least 3 women.
The person who has the footage has already contacted various media outlets, including TMZ Sports … but so far, no takers. We’ve seen the footage — let’s just say Trent’s got a lot in common with the Colts mascot, if you catch our drift.
Get it you guys, Trent Richardson has a horse cock. That’s the message TMZ wanted to convey with the mascot joke. They’re the Dane Cook of internet comedians.
But back to that Trent Richardson sex tape….actually, no. I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to see it either. I mean, I might glance at it out of morbid curiosity. But like, if I wanted to see a horse cock, I’d just take a selfie.