This guy talking about sex toys should never talk about sex toys
Ever wonder what life would be like if a creepier version of Mr. Rogers told you and your loved one how to use sex toys to enrich your life? This video will answer that question for you. Warning – Audio is NSFW.
I can imagine nothing less sensual than watching this guy talk about c-ck rings with his eyebrows flying in the wind like a proud American flag. This not only makes me not want to expand my sexual horizons, it’s making me consider a life of chastity and sexual deprivation. Congratulations women of the world, your wishes have finally been granted.