This guy’s girlfriend is approximately a million times better than yours

Redditor SoVeryJaded posted this photo of a lunch his girlfriend packed for him. Inside is a note that will make you hate SoVeryJaded so very much.

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My way of getting back at him? I just titled the image for this post “Penis-lunch.jpg”. That means he totally ate penis for lunch. You can’t dispute .jpg filenames. They’re practically contracts. Showed that dude.