Congratulations are in order for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen on the birth of their daughter…Vivian. I know two people named Vivian. One was a Hollywood hooker who later met a rich man who swept her off her feet.
Last I hears she stopped hooking, though she still sucks—more or less as a human being.
The second Vivian married a lawyer and lives in Bel-Air. Her degenerate nephew moved in which caused her to have a bit of meltdown. She underwent the Sammy Sosa rejuvenation treatment and looks, well, like a whole new lady.
For her sake, I sincerely hope Vivian Brady fares better than these two.
On a related note, I looked up some nicknames for Vivian. Viv and Vi sound totally reasonable. The others, not so much.
I want more like this!
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