Tom Brady’s faux hawk is the stuff of legends

Tom Brady is the goddamn G.O.A.T for a reason people. Just look at this you guys. ZERO. F-CKS. GIVEN.

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My first thought, and I mean this sincerely, does Gisele’s vagina have some kind of magic elixir on it? I mean, that’s the only possible explanation right? Her pussy’s so damn powerful it causes men to do stupid shit like faux hawks.

Yeah, that seems plausible.