The top 20 party colleges, stoner colleges, and sober colleges for 2014

Every year Princeton Review comes out with it’s list of the top 20 party colleges, which we always share, but this year we’re adding the top 20 stoner colleges and 20 schools that are the most sober to our coverage. Can’t leave out our weed-loving brethren and whoever the hell is attending those sober schools. Seriously, who is attending those? Pfft

The Top 20 Party Schools…
1. Syracuse University
2. University of Iowa
3. University of California — Santa Barbara
4. West Virginia University
5. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
6. Lehigh University
7. Pennsylvania State University — University Park
8. University of Wisconsin-Madison
9. Bucknell University
10. University of Florida
11. Miami University
12. Florida State University
13. Ohio University — Athens
14. DePauw University
15. University of Georgia
16. University of Mississippi
17. Tulane University
18. University of Vermont
19. University of Oregon
20. University of Delaware

The Top 20 Stoner Schools…
1. Skidmore College
2. Eckerd College
3. The Evergreen State College
4. University of Colorado – Boulder
5. Ithaca College
6. University of Vermont*
7. University of Oregon*
8. Sarah Lawrence College
9. Pitzer College
10. University of California – Santa Cruz
11. University of California – Santa Barbara
12. State University of New York – Purchase College
13. Colorado College
14. Guilford College
15. Lewis & Clark College
16. Emerson College
17. Reed College
18. Syracuse University*
19. University of Wisconsin-Madison
20. Marlboro College

(*Made both lists. True partiers.)

The Top 20 Sober Schools…
1. Brigham Young University (17 years in a row!)
2. Wheaton College
3. U.S. Military Academy
4. Calvin College
5. Thomas Aquinas College
6. College of the Ozarks
7. Gordon College
8. Grove City College
9. U.S. Coast Guard Academy
10. City University of New York-Brooklyn College
11. City University of New York-City College
12. Wesleyan College (Georgia)
13. U.S. Naval Academy
14. Franklin W. Olin College of Engineering
15. City University of New York-Queens College
16. Mills College
17. St. Olaf College
18. University of Houston
19. Nazareth College
20. University of Dallas

Okay, the military academies I get, but Houston? You have a problem.

Via Princeton Review

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