Twin Peaks is an amazing breastaurant

By 02.08.13

Regardless of your stance on the cult TV show Twin Peaks, there’s no way you won’t like Twin Peaks breastaurant. Their sexy lady-lumberjacks roam the floor dishing out 29-degree draft beer.

*Beer douche on*
The only reason to serve beer at 29 degrees is to ensure that you can’t actually taste it.
*Beer douche off*

Tilted Kilt is a real hero of mine. Twin Peaks would be another restaurant that’s a hero. The boobs they’ve shown over the years, I don’t really look at them, but the fact that they’re showing them, I respect that. I can’t think of the last time I was actually in a breastaurant, but I do enjoy knowing that they’re out there. I had an ex-girlfriend take me to Hooters for my 18th birthday, and it couldn’t have been more awkwardly hilarious. For those that like a view with their brew, cheers to you.

Twin Peaks, A “Breastaurant” Chain with a Mountain Lodge Theme [LaughingSquid]

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