Usain Bolt had lots of downtime during the 2008 Olympic games in Beijing. In between gold medal races, Bolt filled it with McNuggets and sex. Because nothing says I’m ready to get down than some tasty pieces of fake fried chicken.
In his memoir, “Faster Than Lightning”, Bolt reveals that he ate as much as 1000 McNuggets in 10 days.
“At first I ate a box of 20 for lunch, then another for dinner. The next day I had two boxes for breakfast, one for lunch and then another couple in the evening. I even grabbed some fries and an apple pie to go with it,” he writes.
Bolt then topped it off by sleeping with dozens of women. This despite having a girlfriend back home.
“I was able to get any lady I wanted . . . I could walk into a party and take my pick,” he writes. “I would go into a club and think, ‘Hmm, a’ight, which one? You . . . ? You . . . ? Oh, you! Let’s do this.’ ”
Unsurprisingly, the couple is no longer together.
Skanks and McNuggets did him in. Hell, that should have been the title of his memnoir.