For hours, perhaps even days, the banks of the Detroit River was home to the finest piece of phallic-themed vandalism we’ve ever seen.
Sadly, the city of Windsor deprived the public of this great piece of art.
“We deployed staff immediately to address it,” said Miceli. “Somebody basically defaced public property and what we had to do was address it. It’s not something that we would be promoting.”
Despite that, he conceded that the culprits had a keen grasp of what they were doing.
“Whoever did the shaping was pretty proficient at shaping bushes.”
Look how sad the bush looks now. Not standing at attention, completely flaccid. We’ve basically turned the bush into a eunuch.
Poor fella.
*UPDATE: This has been going on since August.
@WorldofIsaac live in Windsor, seen this a month ago, thought it was unintentional and no one realized, lol makes sense now
— Colin Poulin (@poulin22) October 17, 2013
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…or July
@WorldofIsaac found a picture from the colour run…in JULY! pic.twitter.com/ik5M81cW5Q
— Colin Poulin (@poulin22) October 17, 2013
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Thanks to Guyism reader Blake Fischer for passing this on.