What to watch tonight: NFL regular season kickoff
One word, two syllables, the most important thing in a man’s life. Boobies. I mean, football. I meant football. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Ravens-Broncos @ 8:30pm, NBC: Because it’s football and you’re watching.
Wilfred @ 10pm, FX: This is a show about a furry right?
Burn Notice @ 9pm, USA: At one time this was a great show. Now? Well now it’s a shell.
Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators @ 9pm, SyFy: This is like Sharknado but with gators. And there’s no tornado. So, kinda not the same.