What to watch tonight: ‘The Pete Holmes Show’, ‘The Blacklist’

So let me tell you what happened. I decided to watch one episode of The Blacklist. I did it because every show deserves a chance. I did it because reviewers are often wrong. Then I watched another episode, then another. And now, DAMMIT, I’ve watched them all. I apologize to you, the reader. I apologize to my family and friends. I’m filling the void left empty by my two favorite authors, Vince Flynn and Tom Clancy. I’m so sorry everyone.

Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

How I Met Your Mother @ 8pm, CBS: DIE HIMYM, just DIE. Nobody likes you anymore.

The Blacklist @ 10pm, NBC: Because well, I’m hooked. Ugh. I hate myself

The Pete Holmes Show @ 12am, TBS: Because we needed another late night talk show. This one premieres after Conan.

Seahawks-Rams @ 8:30 pm, ESPN: The line for tonight’s game is 10 pts. Tells you all you need to know.