The following conversation took place at Detroit Tigers spring training. This is important everyone.
Justin Verlander: “Hey Torii, I dare you to kiss an alligator.”
Torii Hunter: “No.”
Justin Verlander: “I double dog dare you.”
Torii Hunter: “Well, since you put it that way.”
Baseball players are really bored, aren’t they?
Did you know? Alligators are ornery because they all have them teeth and no toothbrush. True story, I swear.