When you get knocked out during an indigenous South African street fight, real medical attention may not be available. But don’t worry, they’ve got their own methods…dong-awakening CPR methods.
Nothing says “Welcome back to consciousness” quite like waking up to a load of unexpected semen in your pants and a smiling African man who just won $20 due to your failures in the second round. If it’s good enough for the bus terminal, it’s good enough for post-knockout CPR.
I want more like this!
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