What to watch tonight: ‘Hard Knocks’, ‘Suits’

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Last week’s episode of Hard Knocks was a tearjerker. Undrafted rookie Larry Black suffered a gruesome injury, one he may never recover from. The scene in the locker room was powerful as Black made the tearful call to his parents as he sat on the training table.

It’s the kind of scene that leads to Emmy awards. Hard Knocks got one in 2009, ironically for a season that featured the Cincinnati Bengals. Is a 2013 Emmy in the cards as well?

Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Suits @ 10pm, USA: Donna gets laid tonight. Sadly, not by me.

Whose Line Is It Anyway? @ 8pm, The CW: This show is a treasure, a national treasure.

Who Do You Think You Are? @ 9pm, TLC: Hipster Zooey Deschanel finds out where she came from. HINT: A woman’s vagina.

Heroes of Cosplay @ 10:30pm, Syfy: All the cool kids are doing cosplay right?

Drunk History @ 10pm, Comedy Central: I will watch anything on Comedy Central that includes folks getting drunk. That’s what this show is about right?