What’s winning the Internet today (10.02.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Man Spontaneously Combusts

Huffington Post


His story will beat any story anyone else will ever have to tell.
Man Spontaneously Combusts…and Lives?

Amazing Balloon Sculptures

Heavy


Forget balloon animals, this is balloon art.
40 Amazing Balloon Sculptures

Wait, What?

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@RuPaul

Melissa Satta in Bikinis

SI Extra Mustard


Plus a great Q&A with Rays pitcher David Price.
SI Hot Clicks

Kids are Strange

The Chive


And yet they’re still cooler than adults.
Kids are Strange (44 Photos)

Paula Patton (Robin Thicke’s Wife) Twerking

Ashlin the Sexy Schoolgirl

Gorilla Mask


Best school uniform ever.
Ashlin (NSFWish)

Willie Nelson Concert on Ecstasy?

Uproxx


For some reason he isn’t fitting in well with the crowd.
Guy on Ecstasy at a Willie Nelson Concert (Video)

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini

Busted Coverage


Did you catch her show Overhaulin on Velocity last night?
Arianny Celeste Hangs Out in a Bikini Days Before ‘Overhaulin’ Debut [PHOTOS]

Solid Last Words

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@celebrityhottub

The Most Epic Tailgate

Thrillist


This is what happens when crazy talented chefs take control of gameday eats.
The Most Epic Tailgate Ever Tailgated

Natalie Morris in Bikinis

Celebslam


An actual American model we’ve never heard of before.
Model at Midnight: Natalie Morris

Fascinating Athlete Facts

Bleacher Report


Because you can never know too much sports trivia.
50 Fascinating Facts About Famous Athletes

How To: Mistresses

Elite Daily


Not that we recommend cheating, but just in case.
How to Get and Keep a Mistress

Government Shutdown Playlist

Death and Taxes


Gotta have something to listen to when anarchy takes over.
The 10 Best Songs to Cope With the Government Shutdown

Insane Sporting Records

The Smoking Jacket


How does one even come up with these ideas?
7 Insane Sporting Records You’ve Never Heard Of

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

Popoholic


A New Look at Breasts, Playmate Flight Attendants, Nicole Meyer and more!