What's winning the Internet today (10.18.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.

Insane Fire-Breathing

Huffington Post

This is both the coolest and least cool thing you’ll ever see.
Fire-Breathing Like You’ve Never Seen It

Taste-Testing Microwave Dinners

Thrillist

Someone has a death wish.
Taste-Testing 9 Microwave Dinners. In a Row.

I’m Down to Three

I'm a little worried because I can only hear "Let me guess, you're a white male" 4 more times before I stop taking it seriously, forever.

— Sean Tejaratchi (@ShittingtonUK) October 18, 2013

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@ShittingtonUK

Lindsay Ellingson in Lingerie

Popoholic

Does she look, uh, bigger, than usual?
Lindsay Ellingson’s Adorable Lingerie Hotness FTW

Super Clever Ads

The Chive

See? Not all advertising is stupid.
Clever Ads are a Refreshing Sight to See (35 Photos)

The Very Best of Randy Marsh

Jaime Edmondson Hotness

SI Extra Mustard

It just goes on and on.
SI Hot Clicks

Senior Citizen Reactions

Uproxx

Old people are funny.
Senior Citizens React to Old Spice Commercials (Video)

Natasha Anastasia in Lingerie

Gorilla Mask

She has two first names because she’s doubly sexy.
Natasha Anastasia (NSFWish)

Sports’ Craziest Quotes

Bleacher Report

Athletes aren’t usually known for how smart they are.
Craziest Quotes From Sport’s Craziest People

Solid Analogy

Right now Ted Cruz is straightening his tie and keeping up appearances, like Gustavo Fring with half his face blown off.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) October 17, 2013