What’s winning the Internet today (01.10.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Lottery Conspiracies

truTV


So these are the reasons I never, ever win.
The Lottery is Cursed

Great Evil Quotes

The Chive


This is why everyone loves the bad guy.
Great Evil Quotes From “Bad Guys” in Movies (26 Photos)

Celebrity Diving

Twitter


@netw3rk re: this

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie

Popoholic


Only one word can describe this: damn.
Doutzen Kroes Drops a Ton of Seriously Sexy Lingerie Action

Annika Sorenstam’s Finger

Busted Coverage


WARNING: If squeamish, DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.
LPGA Golfer Annika Sorenstam Cuts Off Finger in Chicken Chopping Incident

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

Nicole Meyer at Her Hottest

Heavy


She’s in the South African SI Swimsuit Issue.
The 20 Hottest Photos of Nicole Meyer

Apartment Hunting Mistakes

Cracked


Because there is no class that teaches you how to deal with asshole landlords.
5 Things Everyone Forgets to Check When Apartment Hunting

Holly Bricken in a Bikini

Sports Illustrated


You are guaranteed to like her.
SI Hot Clicks

Aaron Sele?

Twitter


@suss2hyphens

Worst Teammates in Sports

Maxim


Mamba?
The 6 Worst Teammates in Sports

Rosalee in a Pink Bikini

Gorilla Mask


I’ve seen more fabric on a baby bib.
Rosalee (NSFWish)

Greatest Quotes from ‘The Wire’

Unreality


There should probably be a part two to this there are so many.
The 100 Greatest Quotes from The Wire

Beyoncé’s GQ Cover

BroBible


This is a good magazine cover.
Who Will be GQ’s Sexiest Woman of the 21st Century?

Avoiding Fatherhood

The Smoking Jacket


These six stories will make you want to track your sperm like its liquid gold.
6 Surprising Ways You Can be a Father

Guess the Cleavage

Guy Speed


She was born in Italy and raised by a Mormon family in Castle Rock, Colorado.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?