What’s winning the Internet today (07.30.13)

Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Real Life Barbie Documentary

Hufington Post


She says that she was a king in a past life.
Real-Life Barbie Documentary: Valeria Lukyanova, ‘Living Barbie’

An Ode to Bitch Face

Total Frat Move


Bitch Face out of control. Love it.
Bitch Face, I Can’t Get Enough of It

‘You Suck’ Nowhere to be Found

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@MayorBurnsy

Constance Jablonski in Lingerie

Popoholic


How does 50 pictures sound?
Constance Jablonski Gives Us a Double Dose of Her Hotness

Boggle Your Mind

The Chive


Yet the average salary is higher. Go figure.
A Few More Facts That Boggle the Mind (15 Photos)

Jim Ross Calls a TD Celebration

Ashlie Madison in a Bikini

Gorilla Mask


Green really is her color.
Ashlie Madison (NSFWish)

Amazing 360 Spin Recovery

Uproxx


This is the definition of “Like a Boss.”
Driver Makes Incredible Recovery (Video)

Ice Girls Bikini Calendar

Busted Coverage


This almost makes me want to use a wall calendar again.
L.A. Kings Ice Girls Shooting 2014 Bikini Calendar

And Yet We Still Have Carrot Top

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@alyankovic

Never Do These

MTV Guy Code


Even when good guys introduce themselves by email, bad things can happen.
Introductions You Should Never Send On Dating Sites

Francoise Boufhal in Lingerie

Celebslam


If you don’t remember Francoise Boufhal, it’s time to get reacquainted.
Model at Midnight: Francoise Boufhal

How to Make TV SUPERBAD

The Smoking Jacket


5 uniquely dark corners that should be featured next on the small screen.
5 Suggestions to Make TV SUPERBAD

Emily Ratajkowski Hotness

DrunkenStepfather


Annnd this is why we love her.
Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal

Tough Guys in Yellow

Maxim


In honor of Wolverine, of course.
The 5 Toughest Guys Who Wear Yellow

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

SI Extra Mustard


How to Pee in a Pool, The Beer Can House, Carolina Ardohain and more!