Woman’s breast implants burst during arrest
Here’s one you don’t hear every day. A woman’s breast implants exploded during an arrest in North Texas. She’s suing the police department as a result.
“She gets out of the car, [the officer] grabs her, throws her against the car, spreads her legs — kicks — spreads her legs and grabs her arms and forcefully pulls them out and yanks them very hard behind her back,” said her attorney, Susan Hutchison.
This sounds like the beginning of a bad porno.
Hutchison said throwing Van Hooser against the car caused her breast implant to burst.
“She’s screaming in pain, and his response is, ‘This isn’t supposed to be comfortable,'” Hutchison said.
To me, it sounds like the cop was into S&M…but I digress. As a result of her boobs exploding, she’s had a myriad of health problems including hematomas. No word yet on what damages she’s seeking.
As a side note to all this, why is this woman not suing, I don’t know, the implant manufacturer? Or perhaps the doctor who performed the botched procedure? Dude didn’t even seat them in properly. WTF? If woman’s breasts are gonna burst out of nowhere, then strip clubs need people to sign liability waivers. Or wear helmets.
Actually, yea, helmets are a good idea. That’ll make bachelor parties much safer.