World’s most unlucky man dragged for two miles after hit-and-run

Elton Kim of Georgia was hit by a woman in a parking lot after she dinged another car. He hopped in front of her sedan expecting her to do the right thing. Not so much…she drove TWO MILES with him clinging to the hood, caught on this insane video.

The female driver remains on the loose and is unidentified as of press time. If she’s found, she faces a felony charge of aggravated assault.

The good news? That’s pretty competent asshole driving by a woman! What a country. You’ve come so far, ladies. (via Gawker)