Yo mama so weird she let you pee inside her, and other weird parenting facts

Be prepared to have your mind blown apart by these weird a$$ facts pertaining to your very own mother.

I know what you’re thinking right now: ‘Dorothy Mantooth is a saint, and I definitely did not pee inside of her.’ Well buddy, I’ve got some tough news for you….

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