The following event occurred during a baseball game in Taiwan. It involved a yoga teacher, a bikini top, some erotic stretching and a poorly thrown baseball.
This is your how-to guide for throwing a sexy ceremonial first pitch in Asia.
First, our heroine had to stretch
Then she contorted her body
Assumed the position
Toed the rubber
Undressed
Wound up
Threw a comically bad first pitch
And then humped one of the players
So, to review
The End.