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A 12-year-old girl in Harlow, England is now smarter than you. But don’t feel bad. She’s smarter than everyone else reading this, too. You and you and you and especially you.
Me too. I ain’t no genius. I can’t even use correct grammar.
Nicole Barr reportedly scored a 162 on her IQ test, which puts her in the highest echelon of intelligent people on this planet, alongside such luminaries as Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein.
You know, smart folk. The 162 is the highest a child can score on the exam. The Western Daily Press reports Nicole learned algebra at the age of 10, which is much more impressive than when you learned it, which is never.
Even crazier, she’s a fucking gypsy. She lives in a travelling caravan.
That’s wild. So while you may be ashamed you don’t have the IQ little Nicole here does, at least take comfort in the fact you have a home.
[Via Drudge]