The Songs Bros Love to Hate

By 04.15.10

Bros know how to party; it is in our BroNA. There are certain songs out there that take us from 0 to 60 in just three small beats, and we know which ones those are. However, I have been conducting evening research to find out what songs bros secretly love to rage to. It is easy to be quick to judge and hate on these songs, though I’d advise you to check yourself and think for a minute. Here is a collection of songs that bros around the world dismiss out of hand during the day, but at night know all the words to (and in some cases the matching dance). Whether it be a coochie-crushing club banger, a ridiculously fratty fratmasher, a pitcher chug at the local sports bar, or the world famous after-hours when you are completely toasted night-closer, these are the songs that are pumping the blood through your veins. So, put the one-eyed jack in the hole, turn up the volume, and bring yourself back to a night of hysteria, and musically meditate to the feelings you had. You’ll see what I mean.

 

The Playlist:

“Party in the USA,” Miley Cyrus

“You Belong With Me,” Taylor Swift

“Body Language,” Jesse McCartney featuring T-Pain

“Evacuate the Dancefloor,” Cascada

“Bottoms Up,” Keke Palmer

“Rude Boy,” Rihanna

“Tik Tok,” Ke$ha

“Summer Girls,” LFO

“Toxic,” Britney Spears

“Poker Face,” Lady Gaga

“Liquid Dreams,” O-Town

“With You,” Jessica Simpson

“I Kissed a Girl,” Katy Perry

“Bye, Bye, Bye,” N’Sync

“My Life Would Suck Without You,” Kelly Clarkson

“I Want It That Way,” Backstreet Boys

“Baby,” Justin Bieber

“Dirrty,” Chrsitine Aguilera

“Independent Women Part 1,” Destiny’s Child

“Bitch,” Meredith Brooks

“Lady Marmalade,” Christine Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya, Pink

“It’s My Life,” No Doubt

“Hey, Soul Sister,” Train

“Ignition,” R. Kelly

“Someday,” Sugar Ray


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