The Hot Girls of Brazil, People to Avoid Over the Summer, Celebrity Farts, and Wingman Laws

by 8 years ago

Note from joePA: I’m tweeking the Morning Buzz this week so it’s less of a clusterf***.

 

Chicks

  • Brazil’s sexiest fans, WAGs, and celebrities. What can we say? They covered all their bases. [Bleacher Report]

  • What happened to Scarlett Johannsson’s b**bs? [Popholic]

  • Jenn Sterger has us all lusty. [Maxim]

  • A gallery of really hot blonds. [Linkiest]

  • More girls riding their bikes nekked. [COED]

  • Erika Nicole is a smoke show. [Holy Taco]

  • The perfect butt? [Double Viking]

  • Nikki Sims has some major cleavage going on. [Gorilla Mask]

  • Supermodel Irina Shayk: lingerie pics are spicy! [Linkiest]

  • These aren’t b**bs; These are mountains. [Uncoached]

  • Chilenita is your mid-morning pick up. [Flisted]

  • Taylor Swift is in Maire Claire magazine. Check her out. [Beer Goggler]

  • That’s a nice weed you’re holding there… [HMJ]

  • England’s goalkeeper use to have a hot Canadian WAG. [Busted Coverage]

  • Holland’s fans are hot! [Dj Mick]

 

Required Reading

  • Six people to avoid this summer. [College Humor]
  • Summer upgrades to help you keep your cool. [Maxim]
  • Do NOT get your Dad these items for Father’s Day. [The Frisky]
  • Top 10 mechanic scams. [Ask Men]
  • Seven ways to ruin a perfectly good wedding. [Guyism]
  • The 10 greatest celebrity farts caught on camera. [Manofest]
  • 10 evil renditions of Pac Man. [Unreality]
  • Interactive Dressing Rooms: A recipe for adult entertainment in the making? [The Gloss]
  • A look inside Facebook’s corporate HQ. [The Chive]

 

Cool Fact of the Day

  •  Men are genetically programed to instantaneously size up women. [Asylum]

 

Sports 

  •  Remember when the Yankees had a mascot? Me either! [WSJ]
  • The Wally Backman Blowup Video, part 2. [TPS]
  • The 25 funniest athlete Photoshops of all time. [Bleacher Report]
  • What’s the makes the sound of vuvuzelas so annoying? [Gizmodo
  • If you really hate the vuvuzela buzz so much, you can download a noise-canceling filter to block it out. [Telegraph]
  • How loud is the vuvuzela, in terms of decibels? It’s louder than a chainsaw but not as loud as a handgun. [Esquire]
  • The seven most annoying props at sporting events. [Guyism]
  • Check out all that orange… [DJ Mick]
  • Six World Cup coaches who look like Bond villians. [Asylum]
  • Old news by now, but it looks like Texas is going to be staying in the Big 12. [Sports by Brooks]
  • A guide to pub etiquette for soccer fans in the United States watching the World Cup. [Bleacher Report]
  • Patrick Kane takes the Stanley Cup clubbing in Hollywood. [TMZ Sports]

 

Movies/Music

  • 25 references to cocaine in hip hop lyrics. [Complex]
  • Chris Nolan hates 3-D, but the next Batman will probably be in 3-D anyway. [FilmDrunk]
  • The 12 most-watchable foreign flicks. [Screen Junkies]
  • Must video of the day: B.o.B. Hayley Williams [Daily What?]
  • A gallery of classic movie posters. [egoTV]
  • “Save by the Bell,” meet “There Will Be Blood.” [Ned Hardy]
  • Top 10 Samuel L. Jackson speeches. [Ask Men]
  • Fat Joe gets it popping at New York’s Puerto Rico day parade. [VladTV]

 

 News

  • BP’s Credit rating downgraded to junk status. [HuffPo]
  • Is Ruth Madoff fleeing New York? [Dealbreaker]
  • Mad Monk’s member is a museum feature. [The Age]
  • “Touchdown Jesus” off of I-75 in Ohio has been destroyed by a fire started by lightening (or, an Act of God, if you will…). [Deadspin]
  • AG’s not the only one calling out Maureen Dowd for her article on Landon. [The Daily Caller]

 

Etc.

  • Wingman Laws: Helping you be a better wingman to your Bro. [Wingman Laws]
  • These EOS mixtape watches are seriously dope. [Cool Material]
  • The best street intersection in the world? [Regretful Morning]
  • Audioo is like “Texts from Last Night,” but with voicemail. [Audioo]

 

After the jump, a video of a drunk guy at Bonaroo pisses his pants.

 

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