The 12 Best Beaches in America to Find Hot Chicks This Summer

by 7 years ago

Now that summer is in full swing and being cooped up at your summer job is starting to take its toll, I am sure you and your Bros are planning trips to the beach for a Day Chay or full-blown vacation. But, if you’re tired of your usually sandbox, consider traveling to a new beach this summer — one where the girls’ bikinis are tiny and more than willing to come off. Here, then, are the top 12 beaches across the country to hook up with hot chicks this summer. Some of the places you expect, like South Beach, made the list, but there are also some lesser-known picks that offer prime conditions for you to get your rocks off. Don’t forget to bring your pail of beers.

 

 

Venice Beach, Calif.

There is no better place west of the Mississippi to admire some of the greatest work plastic surgery can offer than Venice Beach. Only a short distance from L.A., Venice Beach is filled with plenty of tan broads with hard bodies, most whom are models, actresses, or the ever-popular aspiring-model/actress who’s really jus a waitress… for now. If the “I’m a talent agent” pick-up line is going to work anywhere, it’s Venice Beach, so throw caution to the wind and give it a shot.

 

 

Panama City Beach, Fla.

Looking for hot college chicks? Panama City Beach is the place to be, especially around Spring Break time. Obviously Panama City if flooded with more college girls than you can shake a limp dick at when Spring Break is in full swing but there is plenty to do the rest of the year as well. During the day there is no shortage of things to do, whether you want to go parasailing, jet-skiing, snorkeling, or just lounging on the beach. And once night falls, the bars are almost as wild as the girls.

 

 

Laguna Beach, Calif.

I know that MTV and “The OC” have hyped up Laguna Beach about as much as possible, but Laguna Beach actually lives up to just about everything you’ve heard about it. First of all, it’s hand down one of the nicest beaches in the States. And there seems to be a strong trend that the girls are blonde, total smoke shows, pretend they surf, and have tons of family money.

 

 

Main Beach, East Hampton, N.Y.

Everyone from models, actresses, and washed-up celebrities to the cast of “The Surreal Life” frequent this beach throughout the summer. Drink all day on the beach and party hard all night in some of the toniest bars and clubs on Long Island.

 

 

Lake Havasu, Ariz.

Now while you’re sitting there smugly saying, “Lake Havasu is a lake, jackass,” pump the brakes for a second. I am well aware that Lake Havasu is not a beach but I could no way, in good conscious, leave this oasis of hot box off the list. As far as I am concerned, Lake Havasu is the Mecca for all men who like to actually use their dick. There is not a place in the world that has a higher concentration of hot, sl*tty babes who are DTF just about anything. Now if that has not sold you here is another fun fact: Lake Havasu is known for having adult entertainmentos shot in many of its hidden coves. Do you have what it takes to be a adult entertainment star? Lake Havasu would be a great place to answer that question.

 

 

Avalon, N.J.

One of New Jersey’s non-guido-infested beaches, Avalon has a great small-town atmosphere with two awesome bars to go party at night. Happy hour at the White Briar Bar is the place to be as the sun sets and The Princeton is a huge bar with live bands and music. Avalon is know for having super-loose chicks. Waffles knows a chick who earned the nickname “the human hat trick” by getting banged out by four dudes in three days.

 

 

Isle of Palms, S.C.

Holy hot Cougars. Isle of Palms seems to be the favorite vacationing spot of hot housewives everywhere. On top of that, most are loaded and have hot daughters if women of similar age is more your style. First reader with proof of a mother-daughter threesome while visiting the Isle of Palms gets a personal handshake from me and an official Waffles McButter T-shirt with the monogram “I am the Fucking Man.”

 

Lake Michigan, Chicago

The Windy City is colder than a witch’s tit for three-fourths of the year. When warm temperatures finally hit the shores of Lake Michigan, cute Big Ten girls from the Midwest strip into bikinis faster than you can scarf down a Vienna beef dog. Summertime in Chi-town is a wonderful thing, especially because of the chill beach scene on the waterfront side of Lakeshore Drive. Yes, drinking is frowned upon since it’s a public park, but the farther north you go from the Loop and Lincoln Park, the cooler lifeguards and beach patrol are with turning a blind eye to your sipping BYOB beers.

 

 

Ocean City, Md.

Definitely not the nicest beach on this list; actually, I’m pretty comfortable in saying this beach is, for the most part, a dump. But it is a great time even if it’s somewhat run down, with a college crowd of hot 18 to 22 year old girls who think a summer vacation at Ocean City is the perfect occasion to totally act like a sl*t.

 

 

San Padre Island, Texas

Home to the largest Spring Break party in the nation, San Padre Island seems to be where it’s at for a great time on the Texas beach no matter what time of year. That is if, of course, if you can handle the Texas summer heat.

 

 

Dewey Beach, Del.

Favorite beach of our very own JoePa, Dewey Beach is a total meat market. Great night life with some great clubs and bars. Goes perfect with flocks of girls who are just looking to suck down a foot long. Probably the easiest place on this list to have day sex.

 

 

South Beach, Miami

Miami is already known f
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having some of the hottest women on the planet, period. And the girls that frequent South Beach are just as hot wearing even less clothing. Known for their string bikinis and topl*ss sunbathing, the girls of South Beach are the hottest you will fine anywhere in the States. Be sure to stop by Wet Willy’s, which is know for having the best drink (made grain alcohol no less) on the beach. Did we mention the nightlife?


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