Jerkoff Arrested After Ejaculating Two Times into a Female Co-worker’s Water Bottle

By 08.17.10

 

This mug shot belongs to Michael Kevin Lallana, a 31 year old sick freak from California who's being charged by the Orange County District Attorney's office on two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault. The so-called “offensive material” is actually his sperm, which he “discharged” (read: jerked off) into his female co-worker's water bottle at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach on January 14th, reports the Orange County Register. According to the newspaper, his female victim — identified as “Jane Doe” — drank the water when she returned to her desk. Guess what happened next?

The Register reports she bottle away after feeling “sickened and irritated.” Three months later, on April 9th, April 9, Lallana planted his seed into the ladies water bottle and planted it on her desk, again. Jane Doe drank the protein shake, again, and felt sick, again. However, rather then disposing of the evidence, the women sent the water bottle to a DNA lab where they were identified as Lallana's bodily fluids. Lallana was arrested this morning after Jane Doe pressed charges. 

Here's the rest of the details, via the OC Register.

Prosecutors considered filing felony charges against Lallana, but the misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material were the only appropriate counts that could be filed, said Susan Kang Schroeder, chief of staff for District Attorney Tony Rackauckas.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offender registration, they added.

Lallana – who was arrested outside his home Tuesday morning – is out of custody on $500 bond and will be arraigned Sept. 14, prosecutors said. He did not return a phone call seeking comment.

The fact this happened twice makes it quite disturbing. We're glad unattended workplace water bottles everywhere are safe with this creep off the street.


Join The Discussion


Comments are closed.